|MY GURL: Miss Piggy-Piggy Porkchop herself. (Foto: Kusner)|
All you bitches, just move over and get da f*ck out of her way.
Austin's drag supa-star Christeene (Paul Soileau) drops her newest, "African Mayonnaise" (directed by PJ Raval).
Our loveably-scary mess takes an Occupy Movement approach for this shoot-to-kill video. And Xenu's soldiers — the vigilant guards at L. Ron's headquarters across from the University of Texas campus — violently refuse Christeene and her dance squad as they seek to undergo personality testing. And the inculcators do not look happy.
By the way, I have a question: Does the term "African Mayo" have a Santorum-like meaning?