VINTAGE PEDO-PERVY: 19-year-old Demi Moore dips into MUCH-younger dudes

Wishing Demi much luck, but what the krunk?
And who's that tortured cat screaming "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"?

Sinead blasts Vatican-sympathizer Bono

My favorite shit-stirring Irish banshee's newest disc, "How About I Be Me (And You Be You)?" is rather sublime. It's Sinead O'Connor's strongest effort in a decade.
Sadly, Sinead's withdrawn from her Twitter account @Vampyahslayah7. She admits the decision to restrain herself was a business move. We'll miss her frequent hilarious and desperate updates.

Today, I scoured her website, which contains some gems that I'd missed. Like her Nov. 23, 2011 detailed essay where she calls out star-fucktards Bono and Bob Geldolf — her fellow Irish rock legends who do wonders for Africa but ignore the home turf. Especially after Sinead pleaded for them to speak out against the Catholic Church for covering up sexual abuse. Enjoy.
I asked Bono also to send support and get involved in asking for truth from The Vatican't. Nothing. I got very angry. I said fine.. You can thank me in a hundred years because I will represent artists because it would be criminal for those kids to ask where we were and find we were nowhere.
I was angry because Bono had met with JP2 after it was public knowledge abuse had happened and been covered up u der JP2's watch and by doing so endorsed him. And on the night JP2 died Bono went on stage with the rosary beads JP2 gave him wrapped around his hand and mike, and went on about what a fab guy JP2 was. This and the silence, made me very angry because Bono says he believes in Christ. But then all rock starssay they believe in God when they're making award acceptance speeches.. But when there's a pitched battle in the street for the honour of God.. None of them the world over.. Not just Ireland... Have a thing to say. No truths to demand. No Christ to be released from bondage. On stage children are wearing masks of incarcerated Burmese ladies. Grand.. But no one is wearing Christ's incarcerated face. Nor the faces of raped little Irish boys. "if you do believe in God as you say you do" I said, "you have to stand up and be counted. If you don't I can't respect you and by time I finished representing Irish internationally known musical artists on the very important matter of our spiritual condition as a nation, we'll see which one of us truly believes in God That was two years ago. Needless to say I went on to cause as much trouble as possible and I haven't heard a word from Bob nor Bono since, nor do I expect to, nor mind if I do or don't. Neither Geldof, Bono, nor other internationally massive, influential Irish artists are vocal on ANY Irish issues. This is un-Irish in the extreme, and a great let down to Joyce, O'Brien, Yeats, Pierce, Behan, all of them..

50 YEARS AGO TODAY: Jackie tours restored White House

Kennedy Library releases Jackie's personal papers — including her efforts to restore White House's state rooms and the script edits to her televised tour of the First Family’s home, which aired on Feb. 14, 1962.

"All these people come to see the White House and they see practically nothing that dates back before 1948," Mrs. Kennedy told Life magazine. "Everything in the White House must have a reason for being there. It would be sacrilege merely to ‘redecorate’ it – a word I hate. It must be restored – and that has nothing to do with decoration. That is a question of scholarship."

LIVE FROM NEW YORK: Ruby (Belushi) plugs Lee (Murray)

Houston. Nov. 1964: In a moment, Lee Harry Oswald -- the man Houston police say shot President John F. Curry -- will be brought down this corridor to a waiting car. He will be under heavy federal and state guard... Wait! A man has just jumped out of the crowd...

Die Antwoord gets freaky on 'Letterman'

Well, there's your halftime show!

South Africa's badass ZEF crew kills it. Yo-Landi Vi$$er's bug-eyes, above, are sickening!

VINTAGE SANDY: Bernhard's Laurie Stone message that aired on Letterman

The Holy Grail of live-comedy albums is "Without You I'm Nothing" (1987),  Sandra Bernhard's Off-Broadway taping at the Orpheum Theater.
In the monologue that precedes her rendition of "Time of the Season," she mentions the NYC critics who've blasted the show — including Laurie Stone, who described Bernhard as "petty and bilious" in her Village Voice review.
Bernhard responded by humiliating Stone in the show for six months. When Stone got word of the attack, she called and left a cloying, back-pedaling message on Bernhard's answering machine. Bernhard responded by playing the message onstage every night (and on Letterman). Stone eventually called a lawyer.
The live album is interrupted by Bernhard's voice-over explaining she couldn't include Stone's call on the recording.
I never knew the Letterman appearance was an earlier segment from the same night Bernhard dragged Madonna onto Dave's set.
Here's the clip, above, that includes Stone's answering-machine message. This clip's also the closest thing I've seen to any footage of Bernhard's Off-Broadway smash (which is drastically different than the feature-film version of "Without You.")

WEHT: ’90s Britpop doyenne Justine Frischmann?

The queen of Elastica and Suede retired from live performance to get skooled in architecture at the University of London. Frischmann also studied visual arts at Naropa University in Boulder, Colo. Along the way, she directly inspired both Peaches and M.I.A. (who designed an Elastica album cover).
Then Frischmann delved into TV, producing a kick-ass doc about Adam Ant ("The Madness of Prince Charming"). Television's probably her most interesting phase — especially Frischmann's on-air segments for "Dreamscapes," where she interpreted building-design trends around the globe: messy ’80s postmodernism, Brasilia's daring urban plans, Puerto Rico's tropical modernism, London's landmark bridges, A-list homes of L.A. and more.

"lower states of consciousness (I am translated)"

But it looks like Frischmann's exploring another artsy chapter. She now lives near San Francisco, where she occasionally exhibits her self-described "messy" art — like "Mother Tongue," a mix of vandalism, Scotch tape, PhotoShop and aerosol paint. "Mother Tongue" is supposed to look like "lo-fi, boarded-up Gone-out-of-Business signs that celebrate impermanence" ... or something like that.

SUPER BOWL'S HAWT SLUT: Tight-rope queen in the miniskirt

UPDATE: Tight-rope kween is Andy Lewis — a "slackline surfing" champion. He also goes by the name "Sketchy Andy." (Thanks for the tip, InadvertentRiot.)

COULTER'S FACTCIDENT: Ann's wrong about conservos hitting dems

I can appreciate Ann Coulter's writing. She injects a lot of wit into her polemical prose. She also seems fairly well-researched. However, Coulter stubs her toe in her latest, "Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America" (Random House, 2011).
In Chapter 12 "Imaginary Violence from the Right vs. Actual Violence from the Left," Coulter stitches together a list of figures — from John Wilkes Boothe  to Austin kamikaze pilot Joseph Andrew Stack  —  all of whom are radical liberals, making the case that lefties are prone to physical outbursts.
But when "the right-wing Judy Garland" writes, "No democratic politician has ever been rushed by a conservative and hit in the face with a stupid sign," she overlooks one of my favorite History-of-Dallas moments and one of her own ... Cora Lacy Frederickson.


Cora Lacy Frederickson was an insurance executive’s wife and a prominent figure in downtown lunch clubs. On Oct. 24, 1963, Mrs Frederickson assaulted U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Adlai Stevenson at Dallas’ Memorial Auditorium Theater. Stevenson first approached a screaming Mrs. Frederickson merely to ask her about the source of her anger. In response, she struck the ambassador over the head with her “Down with U.N.” picket sign.  Mrs. Frederickson was arrested, but Stevenson didn’t press charges.
Cora was "a self-described Goldwater Republican" and supporter of [busted toe-tapper and closet case] Army Maj. Gen. Edwin Walker.
If Coulter needs more, here's actual footage of the incident.

And here's a news clipping that includes Cora's actual name. However, in her defense, Cora denies intentionally hitting Stevenson....

FOX airs gnarly feminist battle over Komen

I thought the cackling hens on "The View" were harpies.  Watch mega-bitch Sandy Rios speak over Austin's Jehmu Greene, below.  
"America Live" host Megyn Kelly reports that Komen says, “politics played no part in its original decision to cut Planned Parenthood’s grant and that outside pressure did not play a part in today’s decision to reverse course.”


However props to Rios for mentioning the work of birth control activist Margaret Sanger who said in
The Negro Project: Margaret Sanger's Eugenic Plan for Black Americans:
"That birth control clinics, or bureaus, should be established 'in which men and women will be taught the science of parenthood and the science of breeding ... to breed out of the race the scourges of transmissible disease, mental defect, poverty, lawlessness, crime ... since these classes would be decreasing in number instead of breeding like weeds.”
Which for some reason, Green insists is a total lie ...

Armstrong probe is lanced

The Lance Armstrong doping investigation is over. No charges will be filed against the seven-time Tour de France champion. United States Attorney Andre Birotte Jr. announced that his office "is closing an investigation into allegations of federal criminal conduct by members and associates of a professional bicycle racing team owned in part by Lance Armstrong."  

The reason for the decision was not disclosed.

Tyler Hamilton also alleged in a "60 Minutes" interview  that he saw Armstrong use EPO during the 1999 Tour de France and in preparation for the 2000 and '01 Tours.

HOWEVS....
The move to stop the investigation does not mark the end of Armstrong’s problems.
The embattled cyclist will now find the US Anti-Doping Agency investigating him.

South-of-the-Border T-girl, Zemmoa

T-GIRLS UNITE AND TAKE OVER: Zemmoa, left, and La Lepore.

Move ovah, Chris Crocker. Make way Mexico City's pop-tranny princess, Zemmoa — niteclub denzien, fashionista and chanteuse.
Check her beat-dropping ditty "Ya No Mas," which translates to "No More."